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A Stonkbanker

Every broker needs a banker

Mint your Banker

A Stonkbanker is not bought — it is burned into existence. Half of every token you pay is destroyed on the spot.

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A stack of $STONKBANKER notes coming out of an ATM.

PFP Collection

The Bankers of the Stonk Economy

4,444 Stonkbankers. Identity, activation weight and Clock In participation — not lending collateral, and never accepted as collateral by this protocol.

Total supply
4,444
Minted
0
Remaining
0
Per wallet
4 max
counted as mints

You will burn

$PONS

420

210 burned
210 to market / pool operation

Balance 0 — short

Get $PONS

$STONKBANKERS

42,000

21,000 burned
21,000 to $STONKBANKERS/USDG liquidity

Balance 0 — short

Get $STONKBANKERS

Important information

Enforced by the contract, not by this website.

Protocol fee

0.001 ETH per Banker

Charged per NFT, not per transaction, so minting 1 costs 0.001 ETH in fees on top of gas. The same 0.001 ETH applies to activating, clocking in, and every lending action. Closing a distribution cycle is the one action that is free.

Mint price

420 $PONS + 42,000 $STONKBANKERS

Per Banker, fixed in the contract and not governable. For 1 that is 420 and 42,000.

Half of it is burned

50% of both tokens

Destroyed inside the mint call, not sent to a wallet the team controls. It is gone before the transaction returns, and no admin function can reach it afterwards.

Supply

4,444, fixed

Not an owner-settable maximum. 4 per wallet, counted as mints — sending a Stonkbanker on does not free a slot, and four separate calls of one are refused at the same point one call of five is.

It arrives INACTIVE

Earns nothing until activated

Minting is not participation. Activation is a separate transaction with its own cost, and until then your Banker has zero distribution weight.

Transferring resets it

Activation follows the holder

Selling — or moving it to your own second wallet — returns it to INACTIVE. Weight earned before the transfer stays with the TOKEN, so the new owner claims it, and then holds an inactive Banker until they activate it themselves.

Not lending collateral

Never accepted by this protocol

Stonkbankers are identity and distribution weight. You cannot borrow against one, and the collateral registry must never approve the collection.

Nothing is refundable

No cancellation, no cooldown

A confirmed mint cannot be undone by you, by us, or by any function on the contract. If a transaction reverts, nothing was burned and no fee was taken.

Trade on Anvil

Stonkbankers are a standard ERC-721. Any venue can make a market in them.

Anvil is an NFT AMM on Robinhood Chain — you swap tokens for a Banker against a pool rather than bidding on someone's listing. It is the same venue Stonkbrokers uses.

It is a separate protocol. This site does not custody, price or execute those trades, and the pool it draws on is not run by Stonkbankers.

Not the same AMM as the treasury's

The protocol's own liquidity — half of every $STONKBANKERS you burn to mint — goes into a $STONKBANKERS/USDG pair on a Uniswap V2 router. That is two ERC-20s. An ERC-721 cannot enter a V2 pair at all, which is why trading Bankers happens somewhere else entirely.

+treasury liquidity, never the NFT

Before you pool a Banker

The cost nobody expects, stated up front.

Depositing resets activation

A pool has to hold your Banker to make a market in it, and that is a transfer. An activated Banker deposited into a pool becomes INACTIVE immediately, stops earning at the next Clock In cycle, and stays inactive for whoever buys it.

A round trip costs a full re-activation

Depositing and later withdrawing the same Banker is two transfers. There is no refund and no grandfathering — getting your tier back means paying 420 $PONS plus that tier's $STONKBANKERS price again, exactly as a new buyer would.

This is the design, not a bug

Activation follows the holder, not the token. It is what stops a Banker being bought purely for a distribution somebody else earned, and it is why a new owner always activates again.

No pool yet

No Anvil pool is configured for this collection. That is the normal state before a collection lists — nothing is broken, and minting, activation and Clock In are unaffected. The link appears once NEXT_PUBLIC_ANVIL_POOL_ADDRESS is set.

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